Beyoncé "Countdown" Parody: Student Loan Countdown Video

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Lyrics:

Loooooaaaaaaannnnsss.....
Oh my credit is dropping
and they still keep calling
nothing else has changed
I can't pay you
Oh you must be crazy,
payments are monthly no
can't do this on my own
sallie mae,
I can't pay
off my student loans

they're calling me at 10
i'm strssing on the 9
I've barely even 8
i'm not so lucky 7
they ring again at 6
let me call you back in 5
what are they looking 4
i'm trying to pay all 3
called my mother 2
but i'm not the only 1

went off to school to get my education
little did i know debt was part of the equation
could of dropped out but that's a bad situation
if you don't pay up they'll garnish your wages

sallie mae and the government make bank
if i default
but i can't find a job
so that's not my fault

me and my boo yeah we wanna get married
my debt is a load that we both gotta carry
didn't know my interest rate would be 12%
payments just high as New York City rent

Oh, should I stand out on wall street?
would that even help me?
Not sure what I should do. Barack are you listening?
Oh, can I get a forebearance?
No help from my parents
I'm doing this on my own
Sallie Mae I can't pay off my student loans

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Music video by Beyoncé performing Countdown
Music video by Beyoncé performing Countdown
Music video by Beyoncé performing Countdown

This is my favorite ...
This is my favorite Beyonce song!? Omg!!!!!! I love this parody! It's so cute + fun...but I know I'm going to be singing this tune in a few years. 8-/

BTW I have a Bach ...
BTW I have a Bach or Arts and 2 Masters of Ed...so Sallie paid? :(

Sigh...i actually ...
Sigh...i actually work and I am having a hard time paying back my loans...I just want a break sallie mae please...love this video sooo much I don't want my son to have to? worry about student loans so i work to keep his head on the books so he can get scholarships and grants (if they are still around) and my savings will pay the rest....$200 lift on one loan only 6 more to go...lol

Sigh...i actually ...
Sigh...i actually work and I am having a hard time paying back my loans...I just want a break sallie mae please...love this video sooo much I don't want my son to have to worry about student loans so i work to keep his head on the books so he can get scholarships and grants (if they are still? around) and my savings will pay the rest....$200 lift on one loan only 6 more to go...lol

this is? better ...
this is? better then the original video ;)

cool?
cool?

@Takado12Karot i'll ...
@Takado12Karot i'll say this, if i hadn't gone to college i'd be a completely different person. i wouldn't have met my best friend in the whole world, or fallen in love with my fiance. i wouldn't be making youtube videos because i wouldn't have learned how to edit videos or have developed a passion? for design. paying my loans is a struggle every month, but i had an amazing college experience that i wouldn't trade for the world. it helped make me who i am and has put me on the path to success

@Takado12Karot let ...
@Takado12Karot let me revise that. college was awesome. graduating in the middle of one? of the worst economic crises in history and then struggling to find a job while being expected $1,000 a month in student loans is what sucks.

Yea, it sounds like ...
Yea, it sounds like it does! With all the money from the debt, the amount is? like buying a porche!

Wow, college sounds ...
Wow, college sounds like a total b***h!?

@PrincessVee94 yes! ...
@PrincessVee94 yes! that's me? singing :)

is that her? real ...
is that her? real voice??!?! its beautifulllll (:

oh, and I found ...
oh, and I found this video in an adf.ly ad. thank? them for the subscription!

@chescaleigh well ...
@chescaleigh well what is your email? or? you could just e-mail me at goreae@gmail.com.

i want this?
i want this?

@chescaleigh? Thank ...
@chescaleigh? Thank you so much

@aoconnor2933? aw ...
@aoconnor2933? aw thanks! watching and sharing my videos is like making a donation!

@rayrizzle1987 ugh. ...
@rayrizzle1987 ugh. never? ending cycle

@SenseOrSensibility ...
@SenseOrSensibility dude. you're lucky. i? owe around $100k. funny, when you pay off your SM loans they send you a letter that says "congrats! now go brag to all your friends" for real! i only know this because my friend paid his off and showed it to me. kinda funny.

@goreae aw thanks! ...
@goreae aw thanks! no, i didn't make? it available for download, but if you email me i can send it to you!

@JourdanistheMan ...
@JourdanistheMan Sallie Mae is a student loan corporation. they lend? students money to pay for college and then harass them 24 hours a day when they can't make their ridiculously high interest inflated monthly payments.

who's? Sallie Mae?
who's? Sallie Mae?

Hi chasca! just ...
Hi chasca! just wanna say that you're talented , gifted, beautiful................ok let me tell you something you? don't know!!!!! I'm a huge fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is there any way to ...
is there any way to download this song?? i love it.

LOL! You made me ...
LOL! You made me wanna donate money to you.?

If you dont pay us? ...
If you dont pay us? we will ruin you credit, then you probably wont get a good job and you probably wont be able to pay us... and theres nothing you can do about it #salliemae

Uuuuuum, can I get ...
Uuuuuum, can I get this on itunes pleaseeee.?

SM Loan payer here, ...
SM Loan payer here, too! I only owe $5,000 but I feel like I've been paying it off forever. I still owe over $2,000. On the day that I can finally send them a check that pays off both the debt AND the interest, I will include a little note that says "Suck it, b***hes! I Owe You Nothing Anymore!" And it will be sweet, sweet debt-free times from that day forward. I do? hope you (and your fiance) find a way to pay it all off! You're not alone.

damn right student ...
damn right student loans? killing me inside

This is hilarious! ...
This is hilarious! Sad thing is, it's true. I walked across the stage on? a Sunday, Sallie sent a letter by Friday saying "I'm coming for you!"

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